I read a Shower Thought today that said that if I get a Bachelor's Degree in Science, then I'm techinally science guy like Bill Nye

But I call B.S. on that


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πŸ‘€︎ u/giraffe_kick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Did you guys hear about the geologist who got his Bachelor's Degree?

He graduated Magma Cum Laude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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I've completed 4 years of being single today.

Or Can I say I graduated my Bachelor's Degree?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sairohit21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Define Marriage....

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gets her masters.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I got kicked out of school for getting married.

I was going for my bachelor’s degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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A recent exchange with my wife

She was telling me how her younger sister has a Bachelor's degree, and makes more money than she does with her Master's in Social Work. Her sister is a phone rep who sells colostomy bags and helps new patients learn to use them. My wife's theory was that her sister makes more for working in the city. To which I said "Maybe she makes more because she has a shitty job".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallHimChumpy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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If you are single for 4 years.

You should get a bachelor's degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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