Are you in or out?
Yoke
Iβm his uncle monitor.
I donβt know how many people know this but there is an Instagram account (dadsaysjokes) that literally copies and pastes the jokes posted here. Even the typos.
They have a book. So if you posted an original joke here someone else is profiting from it.
Ya ya I know this is the internet yadda yadda yadda. I just didnβt know how many people were aware
Itβs considered a foul
I'm well aware
Man! That came out of nowhere!!
Iβm not very good at it, though.
Runs until Friday
Itβs finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
They are calling them meta-taters.
Itβs riddikulus!
It was raisin awareness.
Howl-lelujah
Runs until Friday
No, they are not conches.
[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)
Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...
Itβs all about raisin awareness
One day, Gabe noticed that some of the pilings looked weak. He told the others they should move somewhere else. But the others didnβt want to move and convinced Gabe to stay. Sure enough, a storm blew in and the supports broke. The entire community died under that wharf. It goes to show, be aware of the dangers of pier pressure.
It's all about raisin awareness.
(Sorry if this has been said, don't wine in the comments)
I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "
Aware wolf
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
Weβve been in a bad joke email war for some time now. Itβs been so long, I donβt remember how it started. It may have happened when I moved out after staying with him and my mom for a while.
Long story short: Iβve got a lot of dad jokes to share with yβall, because we are constantly sending βdad jokesβ to each other. And I have hundreds of jokes that are LITERALLY from my dad.
All the best jokes? They are headed your way!
Hereβs some to get you started. I am copying and pasting them exactly as he writes in the email so you can get the full βdadβ effect. Heβs 72.
Everyone who can, take a moment out of your day to call your dad.
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the male pumpkin told the female pumpkin ................you look gourdish today boo me love dad
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Exaggeration is a billion times better than understatement..........................love, dad
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Is it true that if you teach a wolf to meditate it becomes an "aware wolf" ?
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If swimming is good for your figure how do you explain whales?
Bad aina, I almost didn't send it.......................................Love dad
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Have a good night everyone, and see you soon!
Rhymes surprisingly well with βI donβt listenβ?
Runs for 2 days.
Just put it on the shelf and hadn't thought about it again. I never noticed it again until yesterday when I walked past my fireplace. It said "Soy Candle." It stopped me dead in my tracks. When did this candle become fluent in Spanish and has it become shelf aware?
especially during cigarette breaks
If that ever happens to you, quit while you're ahead
Are you gonna wine?
Yeah, just raisin awareness
It's all about raisin awareness.
Runs until Friday.
Itβs all about raisin awareness
It's all about raisin awareness!
I'm well aware.
It runs until Friday.
It's all about raisin awareness
It's all about raisin awareness.
aware wolf.
It's all about raisin awareness
