I drove by an award winning cow today.
It was outstanding in it's field.
I've just won an award for being the most secretive person of the year.
I can't tell you how proud that makes me.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was out standing in his field
Did you hear about the farmer that won an award
He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field
Won an award for growing the biggest pickle in the state.
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
What Do You Call Award-Winning Hummus That is Past its Expiration Date?
Why was the farmer given an award for acting as a living scarecrow?
Because he was simply outstanding in his field.
My wife said she should get an award for breast feeding the baby.
I said I’d nominate her for the SAG awards.
I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
Kinder Person Award goes to...
2020 and 2021 were fighting for the "Worst Year Ever" award.
I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me
You hear about the scarecrow who won a major award?
Apparently, he was out standing in his field.
And the best neckwear award goes to......
They tried to give my cat an award for his butt
I was anxiously waiting to hear the result of the Worst Bad Habit Awards
Back in high school my Shakespeare Club have me an award
I was voted most likely To.Be
Why don’t the Golden Globe awards go to real people?
Because all the winners are paid actors.
People are saying you get free awards for upvoting.
What do you win when you get a Darwin Award?
Why was the cow award a blue ribbon?
The cow was out standing in his field.
Did you know Hollywood awards shows aren't real?
It's just a bunch of paid actors and actresses in the audience.
What do you call an award-winning potato snack?
I keep winning the "Laziest Member" award at my gym.
*Ted receiving the Best Dentist award at the Dentist award show*
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque that’s allowed in my house.
Why did the snowman win an award?
He was out standing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
What award did the inventor of the knock knock jokes get??
I once knew a scarecrow that won an award
for outstanding achievements in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Because was out standing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
"Because he was outstanding in his field."
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field."
Did you hear about that scarecrow that won an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
People are saying I'll get free reddit awards for upvoting...
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
Because he was “outstanding” in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
What did the scarecrow win an award for?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in is field.
Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field
What award did the inventor of the knock-knock joke get?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Why did the farmer give the scarecrow an award?
He was out standing in his field
Did you hear about the farmer who won the award?
They said he was out standing in his field
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field
Why did the scarecrow win an award ?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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