A list of puns related to "Autos"
Beep repaired.
He is all right, now.
Thatβs it weβre moving!
It was charged with battery
βBad car ma.β
They're a pretty good garage band.
Restaurant in peace
Sometimes, I just knead a brake.
A Minnie van.
My wife and I argued for weeks over which Ford to buy...
it nearly Taurus apart!
He had run out of gas.
Restaurant In Peace
His funeral is next monkey.
They're so full of themselves.
It's still fowl language.
He said, "ya, about six of them. They're the ones with the big white doors"
His funfair is on Sundial at moon.
The cashier says "No charge."
It comes highly wreck-a-mended.
So I can safely say I don't understand the gay agenda.
But I do understand the Trans Mission.
"Let's get the hell out of Dodge."
I've got 99 parabolas Burr bite ab it onedirectionfan69@yahoo.com
I got my car inspected and the exchange when I went to pay was as follows:
Her: "That will be a $30 bill"
Me: "Hmmm, I don't think I have a 30 on me"
Her: polite laughter
He had to do an emergency landing in the desert and took out a bunch of cacti with his wing. Him: Stupid cacti, I didn't like them anyways. Me: Yeah, they were a bunch of pricks.
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I was calling an auto glass shop for a quote after my gf's car was broken into.
Me: It was the driver-side rear window, yes.
Ok, and is there any more pieces of broken glass?
Me: Yes, a couple hundred pieces in and around the door.... But no, no other windows were damaged.
Luckily the person on the phone thought it was funny.
My girlfriend did not.
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