Why did the cow want to be an attorney?

For all the moo law

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Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.

He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverStoneX1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why won't the bird defense attorney speak to more than one crow at a time?

Because anything more than one is murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeslaFan900
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Attorney Lex Lawson seeks out elegant and luxurious cafes wherever he goes. He has been widely recognized as a persistent .........

ambience chaser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Jesus was known to be a carpenter, but I've always gotten the feeling that he would make a great attorney.

He was quite the cross-examiner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/law_daddy_esq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a crocodile that is an attorney?

A litigator.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call a priest who's also an attorney?

Father-in-Law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebarnhard1983
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What do you call an attractive female attorney?

prosecutie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What sort of cocktail does an attorney drink?

SubpoeΓ±a coladas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saltycook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Did you hear about the U2 fanclub that's just for attorneys?

It's called Pro Bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeadows00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What kinda suit does an attorney use for court?

A Law-suit. (Impossible that I'm the first person to think this).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trichard311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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My dad's amazing driving advice to my sister: "I can replace any mailbox you hit. If you collide with a cop car, I've got a good attorney. If you run over a nun, God will forgive you. But if you hit my truck, you better leave the f***ing country."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwillhavethat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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The prosecuting attorney would lose every trial because he was too namby-pamby...

He had a lack of conviction that led to a lack of conviction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What's the difference between guacamole and a Hispanic attorney?

One is made of avocado, and the other is an abogado.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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When all hope was lost in the courtroom, the defendant attorney suddenly came out of some luggage and won the trial with efficiency and success.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BustZaNuto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What does a an Attorney wear to work?

A Law-Suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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My attorney friend must really like the group U2

He is always talking about being Pro-Bono

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Divorce attorneys and waiters in Prague have a lot in common

For example, they’re both often asked to separate Czechs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Why was the District Attorney happy to see storm clouds?

Because every prosecutor loves arraigny day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpenceMan01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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An attorney was offered a chance to play the role of William Shakespeare in a movie, but had to respectfully decline...

"I can't," the lawyer said. "I'd be dis Bard."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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My wife's parents are both attorneys

I hate in when the at-laws visit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicachibi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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Did you hear about the attorney that died at Phelps and Phelps?

The others were feeling Phelpless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xray31
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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My son has recently decided to become a defense attorney

I guess you could say he's my son in law...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojcoolj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2015
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How do orthodontists pay their attorneys?

They keep them on retainer.

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