Why did the cow want to be an attorney?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why won't the bird defense attorney speak to more than one crow at a time?
Because anything more than one is murder.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Attorney Lex Lawson seeks out elegant and luxurious cafes wherever he goes. He has been widely recognized as a persistent .........
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Jesus was known to be a carpenter, but I've always gotten the feeling that he would make a great attorney.
He was quite the cross-examiner.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call a crocodile that is an attorney?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What do you call a priest who's also an attorney?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
What do you call an attractive female attorney?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
What sort of cocktail does an attorney drink?
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︎ Jun 29 2019
Did you hear about the U2 fanclub that's just for attorneys?
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︎ Apr 25 2019
What kinda suit does an attorney use for court?
A Law-suit. (Impossible that I'm the first person to think this).
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︎ Jun 15 2018
My dad's amazing driving advice to my sister: "I can replace any mailbox you hit. If you collide with a cop car, I've got a good attorney. If you run over a nun, God will forgive you. But if you hit my truck, you better leave the f***ing country."
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︎ Mar 04 2018
The prosecuting attorney would lose every trial because he was too namby-pamby...
He had a lack of conviction that led to a lack of conviction.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
What's the difference between guacamole and a Hispanic attorney?
One is made of avocado, and the other is an abogado.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
When all hope was lost in the courtroom, the defendant attorney suddenly came out of some luggage and won the trial with efficiency and success.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
What does a an Attorney wear to work?
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︎ Nov 20 2018
My attorney friend must really like the group U2
He is always talking about being Pro-Bono
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Divorce attorneys and waiters in Prague have a lot in common
For example, theyβre both often asked to separate Czechs
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Why was the District Attorney happy to see storm clouds?
Because every prosecutor loves arraigny day!
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︎ Sep 04 2018
An attorney was offered a chance to play the role of William Shakespeare in a movie, but had to respectfully decline...
"I can't," the lawyer said. "I'd be dis Bard."
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︎ Jun 01 2018
My wife's parents are both attorneys
I hate in when the at-laws visit.
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︎ Apr 19 2017
Did you hear about the attorney that died at Phelps and Phelps?
The others were feeling Phelpless.
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︎ Jun 02 2017
My son has recently decided to become a defense attorney
I guess you could say he's my son in law...
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︎ Apr 19 2015
How do orthodontists pay their attorneys?
They keep them on retainer.
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