What do you call legal attire?
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.
What's the difference between a horribly dressed person on a two wheeler and a nicely dressed person on a three wheeler?
TIL tanktops are the most constitutional attire
We have the right to bare arms
What’s the difference between a man riding a bicycle and a scruffy man riding a tricycle?
What's the farmers favourite attire?
How’s a bike different from a trike?
Not much. There’s really only one wheel difference.
What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?
Dad got me when I asked about his attire
Me: "Hey dad, where'd you get that shirt?"
Dad: "My closet"
The entire family groaned at that one.
A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.
They told him that he was missing attire
Dad, always wearing the proper attire.
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A call to all teacher dads!
This isn’t a dad joke, but I’m recruiting the best of the best.
I’m a new teacher headed into a middle school science class, and need all the good dad jokes y’all can come up with so I can leave my students blind from all the eye rolling that’s in store for them.
So me and my girlfriend are out shopping for clothes...
Her: "My friend Van would love this shirt!"
Me: "I didn't know vehicles needed attire."
She gives me the 'are you serious' look.
Me: "Oh wait, they need at least four."
She proceeds to walk away.
Dadjoked my sister at Costco
Her:picks up pair of pants and smells them "Ugh, they smell like a tire."
Me: "Well obviously, they're clothes."
Her: "What? That doesn't make sen-- OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO STUPID."
It was the highlight of my day.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?
Attire
Whats the difference between a man in a suit on a bike and a man in casual clothes on a tricycle?
Attire
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What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a badly dressed man on a bicycle?
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle ?
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on bicycle and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
Edit: Thanks for the silver (my first metal)!!
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
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