Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
I overdosed on Viagra once....
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop
I have a serious question...
So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
Can you imagine if your dog was an undercover reporter?
They’d be able to dig up so much dirt on you.
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
My son came up to me and said that a bug was flying around his room, my wife said that he just imagined it.
I said that is justaflyable.
A farmer said to me “I have 68 sheep. Can you help round them up for me?”
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
Her: Honey can you pick up some milk
Him:* lifts gallon * done
Her: no from the store
Him: I imagine it weighs the same there too
I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.
The bastard put me on Xanax!
Not cool Dad...not cool
So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...
IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..
Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is
Imagine eating a clock...
That would be time consuming...
Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
Imagine having a job at a Candy Store
Imagine how happy Barn Owls were...
When people finally started making barns
I picked this pun, although it could use a little door imagination.
I have a step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
Imagine being the guy who invented hand sanitizer.
Bet he is rubbing his hands right now.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
Imagine eating a clock
That would be time consuming.
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