There would be mass confusion.
I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
That's the punch line.
But he hesitated.
Just stop imagining.
..the sixteenth Chapel
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
I go under cover.
They’d be able to dig up so much dirt on you.
I said sure. 70.
Probably pterofied.
Him:* lifts gallon * done
Her: no from the store
Him: I imagine it weighs the same there too
They would just suck
I said that is justaflyable.
She was shocked.
So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...
IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..
The bastard put me on Xanax!
That would be time consuming...
I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
Just imagine if he was a full brother.
I mean, it's not hard.
...that the band 'Toto' was not made up of former members of the band 'Kansas'.
I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.
That would be sweet
When people finally started making barns
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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There would be mass confusion
There would be MASS confusion
There would be a mass confusion
There'd be mass confusion.
It’s unthinkable
There would be a mass confusion
That would be time consuming.
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Bet he is rubbing his hands right now.
