My daughter just hit me with this over dinner.

We're sitting around having dinner, and my wife isn't feeling great about the cooking. My daughter (6) starts critiquing the sauce, talking about what she doesn't like. I told her that sometime you have to read the room and see whether people want their cooking criticized.

She looks at me and says "Dad, you can't read a room if there are no letters in it" and starts giggling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...

It’s an untapped market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaMajestic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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pretend this is a pun

My dad caught me fapping for my first time.

He critiqued my method , but I said that I was just a newcomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redacted_doughnut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Went to an art class today...

And when my girlfriend showed her piece, he scolded and critiqued her...In defense of my girlfriend I quickly shouted, "Hey, that's where I draw the line! You need to easel up on my girlfriend!"

He wasn't amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2015
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Deep fried Mars bar

I got some fish and chips and a deep fried mars bar with my girlfriend and afterwards she was critiquing the deep fried mars bar.

Girlfriend: It was pretty good, but the batter was too thick. There was too much before you got to the melted mars bar

Me: So...you're saying that it could have been batter?

I didn't look at her, but I could tell she was glaring at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lozdogz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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