Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter
I was assaulted with a bag of soil
But I can't go to the cops cause they got dirt on me.
I was assaulted with a can of soda
I'm lucky it was just a soft drink
An iPhone assaulted and robbed an Android for nurishment.
It was charged with battery.
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.
I never heard them coming
I tried to date a rabbi but when people found out I got physically assaulted.
Be careful what Jewish for, you just might get hit
Most people know some peanuts are assaulted, but do you know which vegetable did it?
My grandad was assaulted in the war with pepper spray and mustard gas.
On my way to work today, a man assaulted me by throwing a block of cheese and a bar of butter at me.
What happened to the phone that assaulted a human?
It got "charged" with "battery".
What’s it called when you get assaulted on pavement?
3 peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them is assaulted.....
A student today (jokingly) said "Mr. thefisforfinance, I'm being assaulted."
My response: Are you going to be a-peppered too?
Remember the story where a woman assaulted a police officer by spraying her with breast milk?
If I were her attorney, I could get a not-guilty verdict using the First Amendment. She was exercising her freedom of expression.
My wife assaulted me with a fluffy breakfast food.
I was....pancake battered
I was being assaulted and I didn't have anything to defend myself.
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter.
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
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Someone assaulted me with butter and cheese today
A man assaulted me with butter, cream, and milk.
I was assaulted by a man with milk, cream and butter
A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese!
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