A list of puns related to "Asian Restaurant"
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
Either way, we will be taking a wok.
The food was great, service was excellent. It was just rather dark in there. I'm not quite sure what the register displayed as the amount I needed to pay. It was a pretty dim sum.
An Asian couple goes into a restaurant. The first one says “I think I’ll have some rice.” The second one says “I think I’ll have some rice n’ chicken.”
The second died.
Employees must wash hands before returning to wok
Close enough to wok!
If I had an Asian restaurant, it would either be called 'Sum Ting Good' or 'Asian Food and Dim Sum.'
I told her, Naan of it was for her
For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress.
"Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"
I left my phone in the bathroom at my work(which is a thing I tend to do). My events coordinator came into the back with tears down her eyes, laughing hysterically, with it in hand.
"What happened?"
"You left your phone in the bathroom and I texted your dad saying this phone was left in the bathroom and to please call the restaurant."
"You shouldn't have texted my dad."
"I know! He called the restaurant and said that this was they phone number of his daughter that died three years ago by choking to death while eating here!"
"Oh my God..."
"I know! When I asked if he was serious he said "nah, she's just the ditzy Asian girl that leaves her phone everywhere.""
We were deciding where to get dinner, and my dad said "Oh, I know where we can go! I hope you don't want want fries, because it is an Asian restaurant. In fact, you could say its a 'no fry zone'".
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