I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.

All I had to do was wok in for my interview!

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📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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I asked my wife if she wanted to rob an Asian restaurant or go for a stroll.

Either way, we will be taking a wok.

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👤︎ u/santelje
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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I have been to an asian restaurant last night

The food was great, service was excellent. It was just rather dark in there. I'm not quite sure what the register displayed as the amount I needed to pay. It was a pretty dim sum.

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👤︎ u/ib0T
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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An Asian couple goes into a restaurant. The first one says “I think I’ll have some rice.”

An Asian couple goes into a restaurant. The first one says “I think I’ll have some rice.” The second one says “I think I’ll have some rice n’ chicken.”

The second died.

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📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I bought a new sign for my Asian restaurant bathroom

Employees must wash hands before returning to wok

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📅︎ May 13 2018
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How far away is the Asian restaurant?

Close enough to wok!

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📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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Because I said the line at an Asian restaurant was long as pho...
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👤︎ u/thechodog
📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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My punny Asian restaurant

If I had an Asian restaurant, it would either be called 'Sum Ting Good' or 'Asian Food and Dim Sum.'

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👤︎ u/GenYDaily
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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Girlfriend reached for my bread at a pan-Asian restaurant...

I told her, Naan of it was for her

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👤︎ u/PSU_Arcite
📅︎ Apr 26 2016
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Sushi

For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress.

"Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"

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👤︎ u/Chivoney
📅︎ Apr 18 2016
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Does this one count?

I left my phone in the bathroom at my work(which is a thing I tend to do). My events coordinator came into the back with tears down her eyes, laughing hysterically, with it in hand.

"What happened?"

"You left your phone in the bathroom and I texted your dad saying this phone was left in the bathroom and to please call the restaurant."

"You shouldn't have texted my dad."

"I know! He called the restaurant and said that this was they phone number of his daughter that died three years ago by choking to death while eating here!"

"Oh my God..."

"I know! When I asked if he was serious he said "nah, she's just the ditzy Asian girl that leaves her phone everywhere.""

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📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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Dad joked on the way to dinner

We were deciding where to get dinner, and my dad said "Oh, I know where we can go! I hope you don't want want fries, because it is an Asian restaurant. In fact, you could say its a 'no fry zone'".

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👤︎ u/binbomsj
📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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