I hope his speech therapy works
I asked her if it saison the bottle
The kid kept screaming, screeching poorly-articulated profanities at the disinterested father. Over the screaming chaos, the father managed to order a water for himself, and an orange juice for his kid. The waitress came by with the drink, and within moments the kid smashed his cup onto the floor out of pure, unaimed toddler rage, spilling the drink all over the floor and the waitress.
The father apologized, but asked if the gremlin could still have a second orange juice, hoping the kid would miraculously calm down. The waitress conceded despite the terribly behaved toddler, and returned to the shrieking zone with a second orange juice. She had forgotten to clean up the puddle of orange juice however, and slipped. The cup of juice went straight into the kid's face, and like a fire extinguisher to a flame, the kid just went silent, as if a lesson had been learned. Everyone in the restaurant looked at the table in silence.
Juice twice had finally been served.
Dropping my kid off for kindergarten today. Called him over to the fence where I was standing to say bye.
A random 4 or 5 year old girl comes running over:
Girl: Hey, you have my dad's beard!
Me (rubbing beard): huh... Maybe I should give it back.
Her sentence was very well articulated and it was obvious that she was being figurative and not literal.
The look she gave me was priceless lol.
I guess she had a problem with articulation.
After a long list of dad jokes in a chat, one of my friends told me to get hit by a truck. I responded with:
"that would be a semi-solution" and then: "If I am misunderstanding a part of this, please articulate your concerns to my friend lorry, she will clarify"
many people left the chat after this
