What is it called when youre double jointed?
Why does Scooby doo roll Shaggy’s joints?
Shaggy’s joints don’t stay together, but Scooby’s Doobies Doooo!
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
Couples Tennis is a joint effort
Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints?
Shaggy's joints don't always turn out good, but Scooby's foodies do.
What do you call inflammation in a dogs joints?
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
What do dogs get when their joints get sore?
I'm going to open a pizza joint where they shake a box a bit before they hand it to you.
I'll call it Little Seizures.
Why are hippies always sharing their joints?
Because they lead a doobie-us lifestyle.
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
I rolled my first joint last night.
Today I have an ankle the size of a football.
>!Mind you, thanks to this really good weed I am feeling no pain at all.!<
I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
I don’t often roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually my ankle
I don’t always roll a joint but when I do...
How do stoner couples file their taxes?
I booked an appointment at the orthopedist for my whole family
President Biden Set to Announce Support for Legalizing Marijuana
The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.
Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
Why did the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff cross the road?
They were just following the chicken!
What do you call a family that smokes weed together?
I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint
Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
My friend got fined by the cops when they saw him smoking a joint in a greenhouse.
People in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned.
This helps weed out the weak.
A man held up a pizza joint at knifepoint
No one knows who’ll get the slice
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
My buddy and I used to be Marijuana dealers and we always split our profits evenly between us.
I rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says it’ll be a few weeks until I can use my ankle again.
If you're experiencing joint pain
You probably shouldnt be holding the lit end
What is Dracula's least favorite fast food joint?
I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.
We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"
I erred when I put the wrong pasta into the dish my girlfriend and I were making, so she gave her joint.
What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?
If you smoke a joint on a ski lift...
Would it then be called a Gonja-la?
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to see again.
A couple of cows were smokin’ a joint and playin’ cards...
...that’s right, the steaks were pretty high.
I saw some cows in the field smoking a joint and playing poker.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing poker
That's right!! The steaks were pretty high.
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
I just rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says it’ll be a few weeks before I can use my ankle again.
I don’t always roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually an ankle
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