Arrest Warrant Puns

A list of puns related to "Arrest Warrant"

Do you have any outstanding warrants for your arrest?

Sorry, officer. They’re all pretty mediocre.

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👤︎ u/chx_
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat.

There's a warrant out for his arrest.

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👤︎ u/Randomd0g
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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I work at a grocery store and a guy came through my line with his wife. He forgot to put his sweet potatoes on the belt and I make a crack about him stealing food. His wife then said,

"Ya know, if they put out a warrant for your arrest for stealing those potatoes you would be on the yam."

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👤︎ u/TheMortar93
📅︎ Jun 20 2016
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