An international arms dealer.
All arms dealers are also...
Gun crime was rife among tyrannosauruses
Companies that make prosthetics for soldiers are military-grade arms dealers
When you need a salt rifle
I bought a gun from a guy named T-Rex.
He was a small arms dealer.
For sale... prosthetic leg....
It makes great stocking stuffer.
I bought a pistol from a T-Rex
He told me he specializes in having small arms.
why did the one armed man cross the road?
to go to the second hand shop.
What is a tyrannosaurus' favorite book?
A guy walks into a bar
"Hey, what happened to that guy that was out front selling those inflatable Tyrannasaurus Rex Halloween costumes?" the guy asks the bartender. "Oh, yeah the ATF came by and picked him up," the bartender says. "Turns out he was a small arms dealer."
I’m going to see a T-Rex to buy a pistol.
He’s my small arms dealer
An on-the-fly original by my dad
We're at the car rental place and they tell us it's going to be an hour long wait because they are short handed on people to wash the cars.
My dad says, "Why would you hire people with short hands to wash cars?"
There's a reason why I only buy my guns from a Tyrannosaurus rex.
He's the best small arms dealer I know.
How is a trex play cards like a gun store owner?
They're both small arms dealers.
Why was the cannibal confused?
Because he received guns instead of arms from his arms dealer.
(My dad literally just told me this joke) A friend of mine just bought a hand gun from a t-rex.
He’s a small arms dealer.
I work at a store that sells imported prosthetic limbs.
I never though I'd grow up to be an international arms dealer.
My prosthetic limbs business has taken off and we made our first shipment abroad.
I am now an international arms dealer.
Police arrested a midget croupier this morning.
He was a small arms dealer.
Did you hear they arrested a T-Rex after he was hired on at the casino?
He turned out to be a small arms dealer.
My friend started a business exporting artificial limbs to hospitals in foreign countries.
He’s an International Arms Dealer.
My dad is so stupid,
He thought an arms dealer sold prosthetic limbs...
Did you hear about the TRex that got caught selling hand guns?
Apparently being a small arms dealer is frowned upon.
My mom saw I was talking to a T-Rex and that we exchanged cash. She asked why.
I told her he is my small arms dealer.
There’s a guy selling prosthetic limbs on my street.
I bought my pistol from this guy they call the T-Rex
What do you call a T-Rex who sells knives?
Did you hear about the T-rex who sells guns?
He's a small arms dealer.
I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex."
He's a small arms dealer.
Did ya hear about the T-Rex who sold guns?
He was a small arms dealer...
Just bought a couple of guns from a T-Rex
He's my small arms dealer.
I buy my handguns from my friend, T-Rex.
He's a small arms dealer.
I always buy my weapons from a guy called T-Rex.
I buy my guns from a guy called "T Rex"
I buy my guns from a guy called T-Rex
I buy my guns from a T-Rex.
He's a small arms dealer.
I buy all my guns from a guy named "T-Rex"
I buy my guns from a guy who calls himself “T-Rex.”
He’s a small arms dealer.
Just heard about this gun smuggler they caught named T-Rex.
He was a small arms dealer.
I buy my guns from a guy called T-Rex
He is a small arms dealer
I buy my guns from a guy that goes by “T-Rex”
Why did the T-Rex only sell handguns
Because he is a small arms dealer
Bought a pistol from a guy named T Rex
Turns out he’s a small arms dealer
I buy all of my handguns from a t-rex
It’s my local small arms dealer
I bought a gun from a T Rex once
I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex.
He's a small arms dealer.
I buy guns from a guy named T-Rex
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