He said to himself, "This thing's built like a tank."
I'm afraid to wear it though, as I'm afraid it might make me look middle-aged.
I told him it wasn't a child's suit of armour but a Summer suit of armour.
When he asked why I told him it was because nights are shorter in summer.
As if I'm gauntlet that happen.
A. Infantry.
In the WAR-drobe!
Bump in the knight
I heard they wore kevlarrr.
Because it's made from hide!
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: “Yes, and what a lovely scent it had.”
... can we just call it e-mail?
Did you hear about the armoured nobleman who wore his wife's sleepwear? He was Sir Nightie aka Nightie Knight.
I hate knight shifts.
I told the delivery driver that they must have gone out for the Knight.
I've got a Boba Fettish.
Sadly, our captain doesn't want our armoured vehicles to look trendier.
Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there. Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!
I don't know what it was called but it was Spam good!
She always wanted a night in, shining armour.
Udder Armour.
The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."
