Expensive Swimsuit

Years ago when my mum was at a hotel with my dad she forgot her swimsuit so she bought one at the hotel shop. She got it put on the bill rather than pay for it there and never checked the price as she assumed it would just be a normal, cheap costume. Turned out it was an Armani one and cost hundreds so my dad 'gave' it to her for the next few Christmases, and when I reminded him of this years later: 'remember that Armani swimsuit?' he replied 'yes, it did cost a lot of Armani' ('our money').....

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👤︎ u/PigeonLass
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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I walked up to a cockney family and stole the guy's wallet

"That's Our mahnee!" He said, as I ran off.

Once a safe distance away, I looked at the wallet and shouted back, "It's actually Armani."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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