Don't forget your protective eyewear
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📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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"When you're done with your drinks.."

Mom: When you're done with your drinks, be sure to put your glasses in the dishwasher.

Me: slowly removes eyewear and places in top shelf of dishwasher

Little brother bursts out laughing: Okay you can't even be mad that one was clever.

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📅︎ Aug 03 2016
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