Arcus Senilis Puns

Has anyone developed arcus senilis and it went away? I’m pretty certain I had it many years ago because my eye doctor told me to get my cholesterol checked and sure enough it was high. And this was about 12 years ago. Fast forward to last week it looks like it developed again. Had my blood work come back and these were my numbers:

Total: 207 HDL: 61 LDL: 136 Trig: 48 Total/HDL Ratio: 3.4

I'm writing over concern for my father. He used to have very dark brown eyes up until he was in his sixties. His eyes iris over the last few years have become very light, almost blueish grey and the outer edges are extremely light and blend in with his sclera. He's sensitive and brushes off any health concerns, so I don't want to ask him about it if it's nothing. But is this something I should be concerned about and push him to see a specialist?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

That’s how it feels one some levels. Today is one year to the day since my last period. I’ve hit the official milestone to leave perimenopause behind and join the ranks of the “why are you even still alive?” post-menopausal.

Growing up, menopause absolutely wasn’t discussed. It was “she’s going through the change” and oblique jokes about hot flashes and a line or two in Health class about menarche’s opposite number. I lost my mother when I was 15, and my grandmother had gone through surgical menopause before I was even born. I had no older family member to give me any clue at all about what to expect.

I didn’t hear the word perimenopause until I was googling the average age of menopause (and perimenopause still isn’t even recognized by any of my spell-checkers.) I can tell you almost to the month when perimenopause started for me because I can see the changes in my period tracker app. I can see how my usually regular cycles went from 28-30 days to 15 to 45 to 10 to 100 to 30. My usually predictable and largely painless periods went from five days to seven to ten to a full month of bleeding with cramps that would wake me sobbing as my endometrial tissue decided it wanted to burrow into my uterus and stick around. I had a few hot flashes and night sweats and the mood swings were so brutal I went back into therapy to help me get a handle on my moods before I threw myself off a cliff or got on a plane to fly to another state to throttle someone who’d annoyed me in a WebEx meeting.

I used to be so healthy that my ex-husband joked that my D&D stats would be heavily dumped into Con and Int. Now I have arthritis in both hands, I have a chronic stomach condition that has altered my diet to that of a picky kindergartner, the presbyopia is no fucking joke, I have to repeat the reason I’m walking to another room to myself over and over or I’ll forget what I was going to do, and apparently all those industrial concerts without earplugs in the 90s are coming back to me in hearing loss now. All the shit I used to roll my eyes at in older people has hit my personal fan.

I’ve embraced my inner crone since I turned 40. I’m 51 now. That has inoculated me a little from our general cultural dismissal of older women, but I’m still having mild symptoms in the same way you might get a mild flu after the flu shot. I have this insidious message of what menopause looks like, and it looks a lot like my grandmother - a take no shit woman shaped like a barrel whose personal

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

Has anyone developed arcus senilis? Were you ever able to get rid of it or have it fade ?