Did you hear about Putin's arch enemy?
His name was Mr.Takeout (before he killed himself with a mysterious bullet to the back of the head)
My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".
I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"
"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.
He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"
"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.
"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.
"Well, he was our arch-enemy."
My father pulled this as we watched transformers
What do you call an upbeat, positive robot?
Optimistic Prime
