14 Hilarious Archi Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts

Because of the pastry-archy

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📅︎ Apr 26 2022

It's an Archie Bunker! I built a replica of the All in the Family house INSIDE a giant basement in the Sims 4. reddit.com/gallery/mv4w82

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👤︎ u/K80Bot

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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How come there are Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?

Because of the pastry-archy

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👤︎ u/mutantbabysnort

📅︎ Apr 08 2022

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I used to read comic books, but I stopped...

They're far too graphic

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👤︎ u/Vin135mm

📅︎ Sep 23 2021

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Do you know why there are poptarts but no momtarts?

The pastry-archy!

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👤︎ u/ParoxysmAttack

📅︎ Nov 01 2021

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Originally pop tarts were introduced to the market as mom tarts but they never took off.

Pastry-archy kept them down.

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👤︎ u/Fin1205

📅︎ Dec 06 2021

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Archie Bunker was forced to choose between his wife and his drinking habit.

You can’t have your keg and Edith, too

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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies

📅︎ Jan 12 2019

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When Archie's fiancee put her engagement ring near her ear, she could faintly hear guitars, maracas, and soothing Spanish vocals.

It was a marry Archie band.

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👤︎ u/Danielaurence

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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Archie Bunker celebrated his birthday alone

Because you can't have your cake and Edith, too.

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👤︎ u/xwhy

📅︎ Dec 30 2017

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A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...

She prevents ant-archy!

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👤︎ u/kdryan1

📅︎ May 11 2020

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I read a new book on bridge design

It was written by Archie Tek

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👤︎ u/cheerfulsith

📅︎ May 30 2019

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What has red hair, lives in a Fantasy world and all the girls love him?

Archie Windsor

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ May 08 2019

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Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts?

Because of the pastry-archy!

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👤︎ u/Palabritah

📅︎ Apr 09 2022

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I think it's sexist that there are pop tarts but no mom tarts.

I blame the pastry-archy.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37

📅︎ Feb 04 2022

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