Now things are Hunky Dory.
They’re good at keeping sea crits
An Owquarium!
I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.
A turtle disaster
it was a crab
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
To put all its nuclear fission.
All the indoor fins.
It’s for training porpoises.
and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him
“Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!”
My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me
“Fur-eel man?”
It helps stimulate positive thinking in your brain because of all the indoor fins.
Today I accidentally set loose the dolphins.
My wife has no porpoise.
Microfiche
It had served its porpoise.
The manager saw me and exclaimed "You did that on porpoise!!"
I work at an Aquarium. Our sister site is a Zoo, and when we have quarterly meetings for all staff members, they call the meeting State of the Zoonion.
I am really trying to come up with a comparable name for our Aquarium all-staff meeting that features some good Aquarium/fish humor. Help!
“I don’t care what star sign it is” The guy replies.
There was a man cleaning a tank but all you could see was his hand. My dad leans to me and says "look! It's a rare hand fish."
The dad next to us with his two kids said "look everyone? Do you see the hand fish? That ones my favorite."
As we walked a way another family walked up and I heard their dad say "here we have the hand fish."
Edit: I told my dad about the response this is getting, to which he replied "Wow. Is it going viral? Should I call my doctor?" (Keep in mind he doesn't know how the internet works.)
It was a clear case of squid pro quo.
I said to my wife, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
It provides you with indoor fins
Tanks for all the Fish
I was so shocked!
I couldn't get along with the dolphins, and my boss said I lacked any sense of porpoise.
"(I don't know), y’all, something smells fishy here."
They lost their porpoise...
It had no porpoise
...bunch of basic fishes.
Some might say its floundering
Their indoor-fins.
The American says, "hey, what kind of eel is that?". The Italian replies, "that's a moray".
Staff members told me that the dwarf seahorse was quite small.
I didn't skip a beat, stating "yeah, he's a bit shrimpy".
How many tickles does it take to make a an octopus laugh?
Tentacles.
Turtley. Dolphinately. For shark. Shell yeah. Tanks, but no tanks. Water you talking about? Not on porpoise.
my mom texted me back and said, "ruined, your tank is ruined."
I texted her back asking," why? what's wrong with it. I really like it."
Then my mom replies, " there are ancient ruins everywhere. You ruin-ed it...."
I was not ready for that one, it had me rolling :) and yes I did just fill my tank with a bunch of structures that look like ancient ruins
Kids ask "Daddy, why isn't the dolphin moving?" I reply "Because it has no porpoise in life"
I took my fiancée to the sea life centre this afternoon. In the walk-through tunnel under the aquarium, she spotted a fish which had a large wound on its side which looked quite nasty.
"I wonder what happened to it" she asked.
"Maybe it fell off its motor-pike" I replied.
Eye rolling commenced.
He couldn't see that whale...
Her pointing to a Moray: "What's that" Me: "That's amore"
She was cracking up
Because the richpoises left.
they have indoor-fins
