During renovation works in my friend's appartment, they wrapped the elevator. People went into a dadjoke competition on the cardboard walls. (Link to imgur album in text)
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📅︎ Mar 13 2015
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A road for cars meets a road for bikes on tinder

After some talking they decide to go out on a date.

After a nice dinner the road for bikes invites the road for cars to his appartement.

They get upstairs, but instead of going to the bedroom, the road for bikes stabs en kills the road for cars cold-blooded.

Turns out, he was a real cycle path

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👤︎ u/StijnSteen
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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Got my boyfriend while cooking dinner

Me; just go drink a soda Bf; I can't, I'm out of soda. Me; oh, that sounds soda-pressing

My whole appartment groaned. Worth it.

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📅︎ Oct 27 2015
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Put it back please

Happened 15years ago.
I was giving direction to a friend to our appartment when i said:
"Take route 7 to cascade parkway"
"Take the second exit to parkway north and dont forget to put it back"
Her: "what?"
Me: "yes put it back so someone else can take it"

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👤︎ u/fflipski
📅︎ Oct 30 2015
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