According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?
Modern historians call it balderdash.
My step-daughter told me she was learning about Ancient Greece.
I asked her if she was also learning about ancient Friars.
How did people in the ancient world keep track of how many people they made out with?
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
What do you call the chief of an ancient Amazonian tribe?
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to “Get with the times...
My wife bought me an ancient Italian artefact.
My friend can convert modern currency to Ancient Roman currency in his head.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea
The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.
Ancient farmers lived by one rule
There aren't many dad jokes about ancient Mesoamericans.
Me and my wife got into an argument about how to contact an ancient Chinese dynasty...
She said...
"Talk to the Hans."
TIL the first photo was not from 1826, but in fact over 2000 years earlier in ancient egypt:
"The earliest example of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
What do you call it when two ancient Egyptians fart at the same time?
Historians have traced the origins of flatulence jokes to ancient egypt
It turns out they all have a toot in common
I have two college friends who studied ancient Egyptian plumbing.
They were pharaoh faucet majors.
What did the ancient Britons do when their feet got cold?
They put their Anglo socks on.
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
The very first sex change procedures were perfected in ancient Egypt...
...they became quite skilled at making daddy's into mummy's.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
What do you call someone who studies ancient Egyptian plumbing?
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
.
...or was it Sock-rates?
So I travelled back in time, and was told THE BEST joke by ancient egyptians
My least favorite subject in school was ancient history.
The teacher always tended to Babylon
Why did the ancient Egyptians have such great posture?
There had an abundance of Cairo-practors
These ancient people are something!
I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
The teachers tend to Babylon.
What do you call an ancient pyramid?
In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants
“Euripides?” says the tailor.
“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
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