Why does the Alaskan Tourist Board promote cities like Fairbanks and Anchorage, but not Juneau?
Because …
🎶 They don’t talk about Juneau, no no! 🎶
My neighborhood bar, there's a girl from Anchorage who works there. Another barfly asks me where she's from....
(Jersey accent) I don't know, Alaska.
Why did the sailor keep losing his boat?
He had anchor management issues.
Juneau where Anchorage is?
Never mind Alaska some other time.
You can travel to Alaska if you want...
but I wouldn't Anchorage it.
