Whoops wrong sub
Neil before me.
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
I think their hearing is gonna be all right.
MMA.
He doesn't realise I've Reddit.
AMA
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"Guys, we're here to talk about ramp art"
So I'm having lunch with the family, and a girl walks in with a Google t shirt.
My dad leans in to me and whispers, "You should go ask that girl if she's 'searching' for you..."
Edit: told my dad about the turnout of this post during dinner and he told me he'd turn my Moto X phone into a Moto Ex phone if I kept using it during family meals. Looks like the fun never ends...
...just so I can leave the comment "surely Opie will deliver"
Ama (grandma): youโre so tall! it looks like your legs grew a foot!
Daughter: Ama! Iโve always had a foot on my legs!
AMA!
"Pun-patrol! You s-pun around on your chair way beyond government regulations!"
"I can't help it! I'm pun-sexual!"
"Sir, o-pun the door or we will have to use force!"
"Stay back! I have a hostage! I don't care if my crimes will ever get ex-pun-ged!"
"Lay down your wea-pun! Face your pun-ishment!"
"Sir, I just arrived and can confirm, he has a Pun-da!"
"Thank god for your pun-ctuality! This changes everything! Now go and pun-ch down the door!"
crashing noises
"Sir! We have fumes! God, what is this pun-gent smell??"
"Ahaha, you ran into my trap! Now die, Pun-k!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH!"
silence
"No time for com-pun-ction. Come, S-pun-ky, we need to leave. Let's head for Pun-ama."
EDIT: formatting.
Credit /u/HauschkasFoot for his glorious AMA question the other day.
http://i.imgur.com/hCn7Y1H.jpg
Travis Fimmel star of the serie Vikings made a dadjoke at his AMA yesterday.
From Jean Schulz's AMA today, a real gem.
When asked why there were no adults in Peanuts he would reply....
