When my wife got home, she had fruit preserves all over her car.
It was a serious traffic jam.
Someone told me that half of all car accidents happen within one mile of your house…
Car makers wanted to install emergency engine kill switches on all motor vehicles, but the idea proved to be unpopular.
People considered it a real turn-off.
His car was rammed all the way to the bottom of the parking garage.
He was wronged on so many levels.
My friend owns a car dealership that only sells Ford F150s, and gets all the ladies
I guess it’s because he has the best pickup lines
What do car company customer service employees do all day long?
My first car was really slow and tiny, so I painted the letter s all over it.
Then, when I drove through town, people would always say, "hey, look at that little escargot!"
You have a 2-door car you want to display. You get it detailed. You put it on a platform so everyone can see it. You set up special lighting so all the details shine.
You have just staged a coupe.
So I was singing All Star in the car the other day, and my friend asked “How do you know all the words” so I swiftly replied:
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
I dreamt I was chasing a car all night
My cousin got into a car accident and lost his entire left side, he kept saying he was all right but I didnt believe him so he just kept yelling at me.
'Stuff was completely one-sided
My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
A snail went to a car dealership and bought the flashiest, fasted, most eye-catching car they had. The snail then special ordered “S”s to be printed all over the car. The salesman asked why all the “S”s, the snail replied:
When people watch me drive by they’ll say “Look at that S-car-go”
(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)
My dad was complaining at all the bug guts on the car window. I said “ yea, the new windows has lots of bugs”
All over the world, people often lose their car keys.
Except in Boston, they lose their Khakis
I went to a car show in a huge warehouse and everyone was just touching all the cars filling the huge room...
It was wall-to-wall car petting.
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Yesterday I was driving my car when a bunch of guys jumped in and stole all my change.
They were the Pirates of the car I be in.
I suspect the 12 disciples were a bunch of clowns, because they all fit in car.
Act2:1. ... they were in one Accord ...
My dad wanted to teach me to fix the car but all I did was hold the flashlight.
I guess I'll never hold a candle to him.
Where does Google store all of their autonomous car data?
My wife is so negative, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diapar bag and yet all she talks about is how I forgot the baby
When I was a kid I was In a terrible car accident that nearly killed all of my organs except one.....
My car got 4 flat tires and I had to replace them all. But after that, now it won't work at all!
I guess I shouldn't have retired it.
Which US president kept all his clothes in his car?
My car has been acting up all winter...
I guess it's just being salty.
My brother unintentionally dadjoked us all in the car last night.
We were driving to a friend's place when my brother points out a house with a rather large window and says, "That window must be a pain to wash." It took us all about 3 seconds before we all groaned.
For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
My first car was really small. I painted the letter s all over it.
Wherever I drove, people would say, “look at that little s-car go!”
I dreamt all night I was a muffler on a car
Woke up this morning exhausted.
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