Ale Beer Puns

It will be really hard to find.

I work for a brewery and we just made a rasberry blonde ale. We try to come up with punny names for each but I can't get one that sticks. Please help!!

If we get one good enough you could see the beer you named at you're local bar or market!

Edit: Talked to the work crew tonight. The top ones from this post were, blonde, James blonde, Razzy nights, redhead redemption, rasbeery, and All that Razz. There were tons of great ones, the names I mentioned seemed to get the most attention. If you guys wanna see what wins or help vote for the winner follow UNPLUGGED brewery on facebook, there should be a poll soon.

Thank you all for the help!!

So I’m at a restaurant with my family and we are starting to order drinks and when it comes to my dad and my BIL they order a beer like “domestic, ale, and a 3rd option. “And then it comes for me to order and only wanting water I asked for “water, tap, domestic”. Only my mom laughed but I thought it was a good joke

Waitress: We have coke, diet coke, ginger ale, root beer in a bottle and Shirley Temple in a bottle

Dad: wait, how did you get her in the bottle?

Co-workers were talking about going to a beer tasting this weekend. Here is how the conversation unfolded.

Coworker 1: They are show casing pale ales this time.

Coworker 2: When is their ales and stouts tasting?

CW1: Oh it was last weekend.

CW2: Damn, a stout sounds so good right now.

Me: Man, sounds like you really miss-stout.

Deafening silence.