If a guy named Dale told a bad story about an old beer, it would be Dale's stale pale ale tale fail.
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👤︎ u/mark5301
📅︎ Apr 01 2016
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The look on our servers face

Waitress: We have coke, diet coke, ginger ale, root beer in a bottle and Shirley Temple in a bottle

Dad: wait, how did you get her in the bottle?

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👤︎ u/Chillhardy
📅︎ Jun 24 2015
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I'm learning quickly.

Co-workers were talking about going to a beer tasting this weekend. Here is how the conversation unfolded.

Coworker 1: They are show casing pale ales this time.

Coworker 2: When is their ales and stouts tasting?

CW1: Oh it was last weekend.

CW2: Damn, a stout sounds so good right now.

Me: Man, sounds like you really miss-stout.

Deafening silence.

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