I hopped to it!
They have hops.
The Enlitenment.
but then they realized that they had already gotten a Buzz on.
If I put root beer in a square cup, does it become just beer?
Advertising slogan will be a doddle: “Please drink Responsibly.”
I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen
Last night, I tried to tell my 10 year old daughter the classic "Kangaroo walks into a bar" joke. For those who are not familiar, a version of this. I got to the point where the Kangaroo orders the first beer, and my daughter interrupted me with "let me guess - the beer wasn't hoppy enough." Nope. But I like the way she thinks!
Hey redditors, I need your wit for a good cause,
I'm gonna graduate in less than two weeks and in my country (Italy) is traditional to give a token to those who attend the graduation and for that reason I've decided to brew some beers and give a bottle each. I'm now in the process of deciding the name of my beer and I would like to have something witty and cool but have no idea.
The possible themes would be graduation (or laurea in italian), bioengineering, biomedical engineering, engineering or, best of all, BOOBS (or any synonym) as that's the theme of my master thesis.
Thanks in advance for any help I'll get
"How to Propose" by Ben D. Anee.
"Beer Brewing and You" by Al K Holyc & Bev R Aegis
It's called the He-Brew.
Which means that for an hour in the car on the way to a Montana ski trip my dad and I went back-and-forth talking about it. (Source: I'm also a dad)
They have a factory that makes church benches. The famous Motley Pew.
They have their own brand of beer: The Motley Brew.
Stop by the diner for some Motley Stew.
Worst smokeless tobacco product ever: Motley Chew.
There's only one non-Christian in the whole town: The Motley Jew.
The town copyrighted their official town color: Motley Blue.
