A list of puns related to "Alcohol Consumption"
Me: It’s okay. I can come back when you are sober.
It should come as no surprise that Jesus enjoyed his alcohol. It would be hard to imagine someone that can turn water into wine not having a problem. One day, Peter decided to say something.
"Jesus, we will follow you anywhere, but we are starting to get concerned about your alcohol consumption"
"Really? I don't see an issue, I rarely have any alcohol", He replied.
"Jesus, you are drinking right now" said Peter, pointing at the bottle in his hand.
Jesus looked at the bottle. "This? It is water, the color of the bottle just makes it look like wine"
But Peter knew better, and no matter how much Jesus tried to explain that it was just the look of the bottle, Peter knew that Jesus' argument did not hold water.
Man: No worries. I’ll come back when you are sober.
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