How did mathematicians get around restrictions of prohibition?
They drank their root beer out of square cups!
Where did prohibition-era rodents get their alcohol?
The Squeakeasy.
Why is the French Revolution just like Prohibition?
They both got rid of Bourbon!
I watched a documentary on netflix about prohibition last night
It was pretty dry
TIL laughing out loud is prohibited at the Honolulu library.
A low "ha" is required.
TIL: A little known rule in the NFL prohibits players to have chicken as pets.
It’s considered a personal fowl.
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
Did you know that precipitation prohibits owl reproduction?
It's too wet to woo.
A slumlord prohibits his tenants from painting the doors of their apartments any color other than slate.
He believes there’s nothing like the greyed-out doors.
Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.
Yard Art is strictly prohibited.
My political science prof while we were discussing political parties today.
Prof: There is still even a prohibition party. You know what prohibition was right?
Class: No alcohol.
Prof: Right. That doesn't sound like much of a party.
My dad snuck this one in during lunch this afternoon
Me: I just finished a book about Prohibition, and it was pretty interesting.
Dad: I read the same book-it was pretty dry.
