Alco Puns

A list of puns related to "Alco"

What do you say when you are going to drunk dial someone?

Alco-hol you.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a southerner with a drinking problem?

An alco-y’all-ic.

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👤︎ u/GoingTibiaOK
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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So I heard about a special kind of pit today, for storing things like beer and wine...

It's called an alco-hole.

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👤︎ u/Exposed_dancer
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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What do you call a fish that drinks too much?

An alco-pollock.

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👤︎ u/TheBigFrobowski
📅︎ Aug 27 2017
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