The origami semi-finals are airing soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Real_Normal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Got my wife today while airing up a tire

Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"

Me- "Inflation"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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What do you call a brand new show airing Fridays on Fox?

Canceled. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)

Air-vrything.

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why are models against air conditioning?

Because they use OnlyFans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.

They have OnlyFans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!

They're refrigerants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repostssleuthbot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.

I guess, that's inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...

It's written in the key of B flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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We got our air ducts cleaned today

It was very eventful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaylerBravo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.

Police say, they have several leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!

They said we were blowing it out of proportion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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a little Xmas pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonseyzfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do all new Reddit Accounts have in common with the new MacBook Air?

Not a single fan.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?

A centipede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Haha air go bbrr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.

He used a gyro-copter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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The best thing to do with a crying baby is throw them in the air.

Because what goes up must calm down.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Spoiler Alert
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatashiwaSohaides
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...

They think they're evolving into frisbees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?

An unmanned aircraft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.

I replied back: β€œSure, my door is always open.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What can you jump over that’s a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Picture of inspired air
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fill-Chapo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can tell when they're standing too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.

I'm a gnatural born killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeyda3rd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KipsBay2181
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!

Inflation blows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Son, remember if your parachute stops working mid-air, don't panic.

You'll have the rest of your life to fix it

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem

A minor inconvenience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesus_the_gamer69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?

Ka-Ching

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esherman92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I say it Air-plainly...I'm bad at pun titles. imgur.com/gIW2LkM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsanemaker
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...

...has lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Who invented the first plane

That's Wright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?

Because it isn't a fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talknoller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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how are air conditioning and computers similar?

they don't work as well if you open windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexparker70
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.

Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limited_myLes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Got my wife today while airing up a tire

Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"

Me- "Inflation"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Halffro14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.

They have onlyfans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50

You know why? Inflation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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