I wonder if I put aeros bomb in crate will blow up when they catch fire. I have like 2 bombs but 1 with motion sensor and the other in crate.
I just found them and don't want to use it because I don't really like fire.
Hello, fellow players! I'm currently playing a survival campaign as a policeman and I just discovered I can't craft an aerosol bomb. Do the recipes exist for the engineering explosives?
My oldschool sprinter van blew up at 360K. Shoulda changed the injectors preemptively, it was running like 10-20f hotter than usual but I thought it was the fan that I had just replaced. There was no sign of trouble or any issues other than the sometimes slightly higher temperature, until it stumbled at a stoplight. It never stumbles, so I immediately scanned for codes with my scanguage 2, got a misfire. Immediately pulled over, and by that time oil was shooting all over the hood and ground out the dipstick tube, smoking everywhere up with poisonous fumes.
Well, some mean old guy tried calling the cops on me, saying it's private property when I was clearly parked on a public easement, 12" from the side of the road. I pulled the PCV valve off, rode my skateboard to the auto store for some more oil, and when it was shooting oil out of the dipstick tube with the PCV valve removed, I knew the engine was blown. (Should I go park there again, just to prove a point?)
When a PCV valve clogs, it can cause excessive crankcase pressure, which can shoot oil out of places that aren't supposed to shoot oil - because there's nowhere for the pressure to be relieved. Remove the PCV, and the pressure will be relieved, so if it's still shooting out oil, the engine is scewed. Probably blew a hole in a piston from an overfueling injector - common on these oldschool sprinters with a lack of a hacked dealer level scanner for injector smooth running and cylinder contribution tests.
So, I had to think of a plan fast - get closer to my storage locker, on an industrial street far away from schools, that I can push the van along. Found the perfect spot and my van managed to limp there, slowly, agonizingly, nervously, consuming 2 gallons of oil in several miles. I cleaned up the mess right away (Always have lots of paper towels on hand), bagged it up and kept a low profile for the first week. I was now out of a job (Delivery guy) and only had a broken motorcycle across the street in my locker. I cleaned up the carb and got the moto fixed up, reinstalled my wood stove in the van, found some pallets to sledgehammer and burn, and started looking for broken down sprinter vans. Found one in colorado, it had hit a pole, guy said it was in a fender bender and just needs a new radiator. I got there, and the guy doesn't even own the property the van is on, won't give me a ride or any help and is unresponsive, rental cars cost $100 a day so that was outta the option. Ended up riding a push s
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Please note that I am strongly against the use of lethal chemical weapons. This is just a thought scenario.
Popular opinion says that chemical warfare is unacceptable because it's extremely effective at killing innocent civilians, while being not-so-effective against a modern military.
What about chemicals designed to be non-lethal, but cause psychoactive effects that temporarily disable and deter the opposition? Tear gas is an example of a non-lethal "weapon", however tear gas works because it's painful. Hallucinogens and sedatives are not physically painful, but would disable anyone not protected.
Would this be more humane than, say, bombs and bullets used in conventional warfare?
Even if it affects any civilians, the effects would only be temporary and non-lethal, unlike bullets or bombs which are primarily designed to be lethal.
They’re on standbi
The UZZR was not exactly...good. They weren't bad either, their prime minister was quite the ok guy, made soup kitchens, homeless shelters, made public education quite cheap. The army however were dicks, mostly the general.
The Alliance established agents...ok not really the Alliance mostly the Humans....and by the Humans I mean mostly the Headhunters....and by the Headhunters I mean the really old ones...and by the old ones I mean the ones who ARE REALLY REALLY nice....so you know they are the worst to piss off.
Our story begins with Frank, he is nice, he lives in a small community in the UZZR, the population are actually made of blood suckers, think vampires, but they are not the kind you expect.
Their race is called the Vladiri, they were named that way cause Frank grew up reading old literature from Earth's history, sure he was 50+ but the man loved reading to them, specially the kids, especially a little one named Irina.
They suck blood yes, but they found alternatives thanks to Humanity, before they would raid and steal from blood drives, but now they get a stable supply from an Alliance ship that also sends in blood cakes, blood ice cubes, and even blood sausages, They loved it.
Frank pays at least 25% of the entire yearly budget, I mean being a Headhunter means you get paid well. Frank wasn't in active service but his uh...past reflects that he earned his money well.
This changed of course when the UZZR army tried to make a violent political Coup De Ta against the Prime minister and his associates, of course the Alliance saw this and informed every Alliance outpost to be ready for orders. Frank heard the orders to "Sit by and await further instructions" Frank knew the UZZR army were dicks, not all of them, but 8/9 were stupidly fascistic and the 1 was usually a forced conscript that met an Alliance soldier.
They started by rallying up "Potentially lethal races". This included the Vladiri, Frank's vein popped, he got on an old radio and called his....friends. Charlie, Bob, and the most violent of all....Rudy, if he was calling Rudy for a favor, Oh shit....I can't type that...too graphic...uh...lets say Rudy made someone a toothpaste bottle...and their head was the cap.
Charlie was a smuggler, he could smuggle anything if you got him what he wanted, weapons, tools, coffee, chilies, a house if he is feeling lucky, Hell he even smuggled a few hundred tonnes of shit for the Headhunters to drop on the house of a Warlord for April 1st pranks. Him
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Human Improvised Weapons 9-12
By; Absolute0CA
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Word Crafter’s Note: I’m running out of ideas faster than I expected and the response hasn’t been super great this will be the last chapter unless I get a really strong response and a lot of suggestions in the comments. Sorry I couldn’t manage better.
I hope you all enjoy.
Ask to narrate, please.
/Note
Censor Officer Xeircco’s Profesional Log,
I was once again late for work today, yes it was another incident involving the book. Yes, I think that book is going to be the death of me, shit is happening faster than I can read it.
Anyways I suspect you’re wanting to know what I had to deal with today on my way to work.
Well, I was attacked again, I swear the world’s going batshit insane, I was attacked by [Redacted] again. Apparently, I haven’t been the only one reading the book and he wanted revenge on me for shabbing him in the eye.
I once again managed to fight my freeze response and dodge his initial attack with his claws. I then followed up by grabbing a clump of dirt in my tentacles as I threw it in his face, it didn’t work exactly as intended only hitting his bandaged-over ocular remains. Which turns out works nearly as well, judging by his howls of pain anyways.
I followed up by undulating as fast as my tentacles could carry me into a nearby pond. Thankfully [Redacted] Followed me in and forgot the first rule of fighting a semi-aquatic invertebrate in its natural environment. Thankfully the authorities arrived not long after and detained [Redacted].
My superior was less understanding until he received the second police report in two days, apparently, I am getting an escort to work for the next few weeks as I appear to be a trouble magnet.
I am oddly ok with this, even though it’s a hassle it means I’ll probably have fewer problems in the future.
/Log
Weapon 9: Aerosol Cans
A compressed flammable gas in a thin metal container with other potentially volatile compounds is almost begging to become a weapon. Fire extinguishers don’t count as they are more durable, we’ll have an entry on them later on in the book anyways.
At first glance, an Aerosol can is fairly benign, yet it can explode, but it’s not like it’s an instant effect,
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Human Improvised Weapons 9-12
By; Absolute0CA
Previous / Next
Word Crafter’s Note: I’m running out of ideas faster than I expected and the response hasn’t been super great this will be the last chapter unless I get a really strong response and a lot of suggestions in the comments. Sorry I couldn’t manage better.
I hope you all enjoy.
Ask to narrate, please.
/Note
Censor Officer Xeircco’s Profesional Log,
I was once again late for work today, yes it was another incident involving the book. Yes, I think that book is going to be the death of me, shit is happening faster than I can read it.
Anyways I suspect you’re wanting to know what I had to deal with today on my way to work.
Well, I was attacked again, I swear the world’s going batshit insane, I was attacked by [Redacted] again. Apparently, I haven’t been the only one reading the book and he wanted revenge on me for shabbing him in the eye.
I once again managed to fight my freeze response and dodge his initial attack with his claws. I then followed up by grabbing a clump of dirt in my tentacles as I threw it in his face, it didn’t work exactly as intended only hitting his bandaged-over ocular remains. Which turns out works nearly as well, judging by his howls of pain anyways.
I followed up by undulating as fast as my tentacles could carry me into a nearby pond. Thankfully [Redacted] Followed me in and forgot the first rule of fighting a semi-aquatic invertebrate in its natural environment. Thankfully the authorities arrived not long after and detained [Redacted].
My superior was less understanding until he received the second police report in two days, apparently, I am getting an escort to work for the next few weeks as I appear to be a trouble magnet.
I am oddly ok with this, even though it’s a hassle it means I’ll probably have fewer problems in the future.
/Log
Weapon 9: Aerosol Cans
A compressed flammable gas in a thin metal container with other potentially volatile compounds is almost begging to become a weapon. Fire extinguishers don’t count as they are more durable, we’ll have an entry on them later on in the book anyways.
At first glance, an Aerosol can is fairly benign, yet it can explode, but it’s not like it’s an
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