A CheezWhiz!
I bought the vest, any recommendations on a good tour I can take? So I can do my In Vest Tour
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
Requisite for a Dream.
..”Why did you buy so many DVDs of the same movie?”
Thanks to him, I’m soon graduating from the Sky Diving school.
One time a contractor approached me and asked if I wanted to buy some panzers that his company built.
I considered it for a while but remembered that the air force needed to get new fighter jets.
I turn back to the contractor and say, “sorry, but we just don’t have enough room in the budget. Thanks but no tanks.”
He couldn’t lift a mountain, but he could budget.
An income-poop
He was found dead with a brass handle in his hand.
They’re calling it the Mystery of the Knock-Less Mobster.
He told me to put my retirement money in a David Lee Roth IRA
Because they’re in-vestment advisors.
He was the original trip advisor.
She told me they call her the queen advisor
So we're in year 12 of high school and we all get jerseys, including our year advisor teachers who've let us, the students, decide their jersey name. Usually the jersey name is a witty pun or joke which uses the wearer's name.
One of the teachers has a last name which sounds exactly like 'jenga' (that's not her name is really spelt, but it's to protect her identity), so I'll be need your help to get some good puns.
If you guys can't think of any, the other teachers last name is Daher (pronounced "darr"), so suggestions for her name would be nice too. Thanks!
trip advisor
I'm the new soup advisor
My Mom dropped a doozy! I had made my brother a wizard's staff as a gift, my Dad helped. My Mom said, "...[Dad] was his staff advisor." Festivities halted and we had a solid 5 minutes of laughter. It was a good Christmas.
