Brokers Puns

A list of puns related to "Brokers"

Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."

It was a stock exchange.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

He lost interest.

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👤︎ u/Imholt11
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Now they call me broker!

Earlier i only used to be broke...

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👤︎ u/Mdchris19
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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My quarantined stock broker was just arrested!

The SEC got him for insider trading.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Did you guys hear about the investment broker that retired to run a celery farm?

It seems he made a killing on the stalk market.

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👤︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Santa is a terrible broker

He's always in the red

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👤︎ u/tikifire86
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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My friend who is a stock broker on Wall Street wants to open a florist shop...

He wants to stop and sell the roses!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Working as a livestock broker is a rough job,

but it pays the bulls.

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👤︎ u/Sventertainer
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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My broker says it's a bull market and I believe him...

Because he's a real expert when it comes to bull.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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Where does a stock broker dock their boat?

Port folio.

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👤︎ u/x5685
📅︎ Mar 09 2017
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What do you call a guy that comes over and breaks the butt end off of grandad's old hunting rifle?

A stock broker

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👤︎ u/PharmDiddy
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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What do you call someone who buys and sells shrimp?

A Prawn Broker

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👤︎ u/JackWebber85
📅︎ Mar 08 2018
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A guy made a killing on the stock market today.

He shot his broker.

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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Dad got me on Skype.

I was telling my parents who live abroad the process of flying my cat home from college in the US. "So after I contact a broker in the Animal Quarantine department there and get their details, I have to contact United again and give them all the info about Sammy: the broker's contact, age/weight, size of the kennel..." Dad: "Why do they need to know the broker's weight?!"

Uuuuugggghhhhh

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👤︎ u/FaceofHoe
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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