Her: Have you seen my day planner? I can’t seem to find it, and I looked everywhere!

Me: It looks like....you have a hidden agenda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MenacingBanjo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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As a traffic planner I was asked how and where I intended to improve flow through intersections. I pointed on the map and said,

"Roundabout here."

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The City Planner (x-post from /r/Jokes) reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_pugsley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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What would be the worst puchase of 2020?

2020 planner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ribep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body

1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity

2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one

3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstharothaZe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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If I ever became a scuba instructor that did group dives...

I’d like to be referred to as the β€œwetting planner.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Thought of this as my wife got her Amazon package stolen

Why did the thief steal the planner?

So they can participate in organized crime...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerbear616
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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"Wanna hang out next weekend?"

Said my friend who's a lady.

> Me: Clearing my day-planner for next Saturday night now...

> Friend: Shouldn't you be clearing your night-planner?

<Insert Groaning>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron1312
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2015
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Dad Dropped This One Last Night

My mom owns a store where she does flower arrangements and cakes in a small town where everyone gets married in the same Catholic church. We were sitting around when she informed us that a cousin asked her about being her wedding planner.

Mom: "Honestly, I wouldn't mind doing it. I'm tired of seeing people mess up the ceremonies because no one knows where to go."

Dad: "Sounds like mass confusion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enjay1984
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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I suspect my wife has a hidden agenda.

We haven't seen her day planner in a few days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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