Administered Puns

He said: "Sure, knock yourself out!"

But I just don't see the point

When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.

When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.

To administer coronavirus shots

So they can administer poetic justice.

So not the kind you tell the kids, but certainly Dad jokes, and totally true!

I recently had a vasectomy and the guy 'doing the deed' was some genius wordsmith or was just trying to be punny.

The first thing he said in the prep-talk was "you won't feel a thing".

A few mins later it was "don't worry it will all be over quickly"

and finally whilst administering the local anaesthetic "you may feel a small prick".

We, I thought it was funny and he certainly gave me a chuckle.

I was using a stud finder to make sure the fixture I was hanging had enough support

"I've never seen a stud this big"

Girlfriend responds and points at me

"I have"

Palm to face and she laughed so hard she stopped breathing.

He said: “Sure, knock yourself out!”

"Go ahead," he said, "Knock yourself out."

The surgeon said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

Doctor: Go ahead. Knock yourself out.

He replied: "Go ahead! Knock yourself out."

He said 'go ahead.. knock yourself out'

She said, “ Sure. Knock yourself out.”