My son informed me that the lightbulb in his bathroom went out. I told him to go get his Star Wars action figures.
Like I explained: "Mini Hans make light work."
My brother and I are working on a tight deadline in making Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?
Aisle B, back
I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.
They were already assembled.
I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
I can't stand them.
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
Help! I can’t stop collecting Wonder Woman action figures!
I’m a heroine addict.
Mexican action figures are more than okay...
They're tan plastic.
My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.
Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"
Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."
My dad would ask where my action figure's brother was. When I was confused, he would reply...
"Well he's gotta be there somewhere: it says 'Hasbro' right on the box!"
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
