Abroad Puns

She asked me if I had a staring problem

It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.

She's leaving the royal family, so she can't be a dame!

[Based on the news I heard today, incase you're confused]

It’s 2019 - it should be called ‘study a woman’.

EDIT: It’s 2019 - it should be called “Women’s Studies” now. (Punchline polishing by /u/NoodlesRomanoff)

I said, c'mon man... *lady

My Dad: What's her name

Me: You can now that women got the vote.

I am now an international arms dealer.

"No son, I've always been a bloke".

So I asked him for her name.

"No, I've been a man since birth."

I replied "Blonde Or Brunette"?

I asked him what was wrong with the women here.

He asked me what her name was.

Me: "Do you think I should study abroad? "

Dad: "I think you've already studied enough broads."

Ohh man...

I've been here for a couple months now. My family is in Boston, so I'm 19 hours ahead.

My dad asks for the winning lottery numbers at least once a week.

I have and I ended up marrying one

I've been China get a job in Asia to pursue my teaching Korea but I hear the pay is Laosy and I don't want money Thaiing me down.

My dad and I were talking about students going home for spring break, and how if you were from abroad it would be more difficult. Suddenly, his face lit up and he turned to me and said, "Technically, ALL students are from... a broad" and then cracked up.

I'm up. So Europe.

What's her name?

He asked me, "Oh really? What's her name?"

Me: I'm thinking about studying abroad next fall. Dad: How hot is she?

My father's favourite when dining abroad, being served by waiters whose English aren't perfect:

W: You finish?

D: No, we're Norwegian!

And my dad goes, "I never understood why you would study abroad when you could study all of them."

Me: "Yeah, his girlfriend will be studying abroad for a year."

Dad: "Which broad will she be studying?"

.....

(while on vacation in Spain)

Friend: Ew, so many flies! Go away flies!

Me: The flies don't understand you, you know.

Friend: Yeah, I know —

Me: They speak Spanish here. Try '¡déjame en paz!'

My dad and his brother didn't skip a beat when I was talking to them about it.

Dad: "What's her name?"

Uncle talking to me about it later: "So, when are you going to go study that broad?"

I said, it depends on what she's trying to learn

I was talking to my dad about the possibility of traveling to another country and studying abroad. When I asked him if he's ever studied abroad he replied, "I've studied many broads."

Dad: Nah, I'm still with the same old lady.

This is a conversation with two of my friends in college. Friend 2 is showing some true dad material already.

Friend 1: "I really want to go study abroad in Europe"

Friend 2: Study Abroad?? Who's the broad?"

"Study abroad? I'd study a broad."

I've been China get a job to pursue my teaching Korea but I'm willing Tibet the pay is Laos-y and I don't wan't money Thai-ing me down.

He asked me which one

Dad: I studied abroad. Mon: Really? Dad: Yeah. I studied lots of broads.

"Oh yeah? Who is she?"