A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
What's the difference between the government and the mafia?
The mafia can turn a profit!
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst käse scenario.
The Government Accidentally Built A Prison Outside My Home,
I Guess You Could Say I'm Under House Arrest.
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
Do you want to know a joke about the Chinese government?
After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it's mint.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
The Egyptian government has asked Cairo’s taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
The government started banning alcoholic drinks, so I'm selling liquor in secret.
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly
The U. S. Government legally believes in demons.
After all, possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Where I grew up, we had back-to-back violent attempts to overthrow the government.
What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?
An authoritative write winged government.
I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out...
It's called the Santa Clause
If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest
But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity
What type of government does a country full of extroverts have? A socialist government.
What is the only music allowed on US Government computers?
Why did the government arrest a rancher who fed cannabis to his cattle?
The stakes were too high.
The government is making a regime change..
As an Aussie, I feel sorry for my American friends and their government
After all, they’re still stuck in the last decade
The government is finally allowing Lego Land to reopen...
...kids are lining up for blocks.
If the government included a clutch of baby chickens along with the stimulus funds...
Does this mean we got money for nothing and our chicks for free?
The czech government month and a half ago...
I don’t like the government taking all my money. It’s taxing
The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year.
If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.
A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.
Now that's what I call a loco-motive.
I knew the government was hiding something
Austrian government has banned gatherings of more than 5 people
They have been Austriacized..
Did you hear about the government scheme to get rid of deodorant?
They said that they are going to axe body spray.
The US Government is so broke they’re going to start minting coins with negative value.
I suspect they’ll use antimony.
The German government is advising residents to stock up on sausage and cheese due to the Covid pandemic.
They're calling it a wurst-käze scenario.
In the Israeli government who has the most power?
Apparently, new government advice in light of the toilet paper shortage is to use lettuce leaves when using the toilet.
It's the tip of the iceberg (courtesy of my dad).
I was going to get a tattoo in Madrid, but the tattoo artist I wanted to go to got in trouble for making some anti government tattoo art, which was quite a surprise
No one expects the Spanish ink sedition
My local government sent me some free, emergency toilet paper in the mail!
They called it a "Jury Summons."
What did the government tell the astronaut to do during the pandemic?
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government.
The government is starting to punish criminals by giving them Coronavirus
Since the government's instituted shelter-in-place orders, lions have been roaming main street...
The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...
It operates on a knead to know basis.
The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A Government think tank have carried out a survey looking into how people walk home from the pub...
The results are staggering.
TIL - That in 17th century there were so many witches in France that they organized, rose up, and overtook the government for a time. I forget how many witches were involved or even what their movement was called....
But I bet it was a "beau-coup."
: )
I was fired from my cozy government job for wearing a tank top.
I forgot that you’re not allowed to bring guns on government property.
What do you call a cat in government?
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