A list of puns related to "Abdominals"
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
To a meteurologist.
But he was only choking.
Absence of your abs' sense
The abdominal snowman
The abdominal snowman.
The abdominal snowman!
The abdominable snowman
Abdominal snowman
They called him the abdominal snowman.
Now, he’s an abdominal snowman
The Abdominable Snowman
(Genuinely got this from my dad)
I hope i'm posting in the right place, I just felt I had to share this.
Just a couple of minutes ago i was reading something about an abdominal exercise that included the word "perpendicular". I asked my dad ,who was sitting at his computer, what it meant, and without missing a beat he spun around in his chair, looked me dead in the eye and began chanting
"in days of old
when knights where bold
and ladies weren't particular
they stood them up
against a wall
and fucked them perpendicular"
He rotated his chair back towards the computer and mumbled "means "upright".."
Me: I'll ab-stain, thanks.
Dad: groan Oh, that one was abdominal.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
An Abdominal Snowman
The Abdominal Snowman
An abdominal snowman
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