What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?
Copper better be careful, if Zinc shows up they could both be charged with battery
I once went to an open air Queen concert.
The performance was stopped half way through due to thunderbolts and lightning....
Very, very frightening....
I've been giving away dead batteries.
Would anyone like some flat batteries?
Why did the 9V battery get kicked out of church?
Because they were holding an AA Meeting
I hate charging batteries.
If you're asking for AAA batteries in a store, don't make my mistake
Do the scream quietly, I scared everybody around me.
My grandfather invented the cold-air balloon.
It never really took off.
Does anyone else find it disgusting that some plants spread their seeds through the air?
Personally, I find it a-pollen.
Got into a fight with this air conditioner. He apologised, we’re cool now.
My hotel tried to charge me extra for the use of the air conditioner.
For anyone who wants to discuss the rising costs of air conditioning…
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I tried to introduce my air conditioner to Bob Dylan.
Apparently it was already a fan.
Batman asks Robin to check the battery
What's called when a battery gets hurt?
What did german air force members eat for breakfast?
Some famous musician I don’t even like keeps asking me to blow air on him whenever he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
Went to the petrol station the other day to put air in my tires and they wanted to charge me £4 for it, so I went inside to ask why its so expensive...
"inflation", is what the guy said
A Chinese stand up comedian was half way his set when all the lights went out. He told the crowd to put all their hands in the air and wave. As by a miracle the lights came back on. ...
...'' You see? Many hands make light work.''
I put my left ear next to one of those fancy wind funnel fans, and I actually could feel a little air coming out of my right ear.
My newborn son is having a bad _air_ day
... and is screaming at the top of his lungs.
Yay for fatherhood and my first proper dad joke 👍
The air conditioner in my apartment broke
After the repair man fixed it, I realized I was $5 short. Fortunately he didn’t sweat me over it, what a cool dude.
I saw a man giving away dead batteries the other day...
I suppose you could say they were free of charge.
Air conditioning pun thread
A person says to a genie, "I wish for fame and fortunes." The genie snaps their fingers and says "your wish is granted," pulling a newspaper out of thin air.
The newspaper headline reads, "LOCAL MAN HAS FOUR CHINS!"
What do you call an iPhone's battery?
The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, “I’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
Puns for the name “Lierin”? (Lee-air-in)
At my high school there’s a tradition for the seniors to get sweatshirts with punny names on the back. I’ve already thought of mine but my friend is at a loss. Her name is Lierin, accent on the second syllable, pronounced “Lee-air-in”. any ideas?
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1
Do you know whats the best thing about dead batteries?
Just spent $1.50 just to fill up my tires at a gas station.
Must be due to inflation.
There's a woman in the park selling batteries...
She sells, C cells by the seesaw.
Where did the alcoholic battery go?
To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…
My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..
Personally I'm not a fan.
I gave all my used batteries away today
The cops arrested 2 kids at the park. One was eating battery acid, the other was eating fireworks
They charged one and let off the other!
Son's first good pun for Father's Day
My 7 year old son tries to tell puns, but he's really bad at it. After going to the zoo, he noticed that his right ear was itchy. Upon inspection, we noticed that the skin around his ear was flaking. We discussed if it was a sun burn, but he had been wearing a bucket hat all day. Without missing a beat he said:
I guess it has to be an "ear"itation. He even used air quotes. Proud moment for Father's Day!
Hope you had a great Father's Day as well!
Does anyone want a package of dead batteries?
Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?
what do you call an iphone's battery?
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