Yankee Puns

He called it "macaroon-y"

...Or one of those rebel candles?

...but who are the "Yankers"?

No one's posted here all decade...

(Regards from New Zealand)

MINNYY

The team became ruthless.

Genie: Not sure exactly.

Me: Give me a ballpark figure.

...Now I’m the size of Yankee stadium.

It was a Yankee Doodle

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

• New Navy
• Half Foods
• Over Armor
• Paper Clips
• 49 Cent Store
• Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
• Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
• Pier 99 Exports
• Yankee Light Bulb
• O.M.G. Monday's
• Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
• Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
• Open Space (think about it)

"Of course they do, sweetheart," I replied, "When Max was a puppy he wanted to grow up to play shortstop for the New York Yankees!"

I was at a Yankees vs Royals baseball game. I text my dad to tell him, "They have a promo for tailgating on the jumbotron. They had your blender!" He replies back, "One like mine. I just looked, mine is in the garage."

Here are a few of my peanut gallery comments to pass the time....

"I'm going to open my own wedding dress store. It's going to be called 'The Tulle Shop'".

"TLC is coming out with a new show that's about buying underwear. It's called 'Say Ja To The Bra'".

"What type of wedding dress did the future wife of the New York Yankee buy? A ball gown."

Indian-themed weddings are also a gold mine because of the "sari" dress. Too many to list here. Stuff along the lines of "I feel sari she has to pick between those two dresses". "She'll be sari if she doesn't pick that dress."....the list goes on and on...