What did Yankee Doodle have to say about the Italian almond cake he tried?

He called it "macaroon-y"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcs1289
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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Is that a Yankee candle?

...Or one of those rebel candles?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BongoJongo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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Everybody knows about the Yankees...

...but who are the "Yankers"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Is this sub dead?

No one's posted here all decade...

(Regards from New Zealand)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndydaAlpaca
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What number of people are going to watch the Yankees and twins tonight?

MINNYY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KSecP
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Did you hear what happened when Babe Ruth finally quit playing for the Yankees?

The team became ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gronke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Genie: You have one wish. Me: How much money does Jeff Bezos have?

Genie: Not sure exactly.

Me: Give me a ballpark figure.

...Now I’m the size of Yankee stadium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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I drew a picture of Aaron Judge

It was a Yankee Doodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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My dad just posted an epic dadjoke on Facebook

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

  • New Navy
  • Half Foods
  • Over Armor
  • Paper Clips
  • 49 Cent Store
  • Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
  • Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
  • Pier 99 Exports
  • Yankee Light Bulb
  • O.M.G. Monday's
  • Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
  • Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
  • Open Space (think about it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlahBlahNyborg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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My daughter was looking at her sleeping pet dog, Max, and asked, "Daddy, do dogs have dreams?"

"Of course they do, sweetheart," I replied, "When Max was a puppy he wanted to grow up to play shortstop for the New York Yankees!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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My dad has a gas powered blender with motorbike-style handle bars.

I was at a Yankees vs Royals baseball game. I text my dad to tell him, "They have a promo for tailgating on the jumbotron. They had your blender!" He replies back, "One like mine. I just looked, mine is in the garage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lrnrae
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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My fiance is watching a lot of 'Say Yes To The Dress'....

Here are a few of my peanut gallery comments to pass the time....

"I'm going to open my own wedding dress store. It's going to be called 'The Tulle Shop'".

"TLC is coming out with a new show that's about buying underwear. It's called 'Say Ja To The Bra'".

"What type of wedding dress did the future wife of the New York Yankee buy? A ball gown."

Indian-themed weddings are also a gold mine because of the "sari" dress. Too many to list here. Stuff along the lines of "I feel sari she has to pick between those two dresses". "She'll be sari if she doesn't pick that dress."....the list goes on and on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeeItForeward
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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