Background: I took my Mom to see my Dad who has advanced dementia. We were watching the Phillies game in TV.

Dad: It sure is a nice day for a baseball game.

Mom: Tomorrow it will be too

Dad: Oh, it’s a doubleheader?

Mom and me: πŸ€”

Dad: Wry smile

Me: Dad, you still got it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canisteo99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Dad got me good at the Phillies/Mets game tonight

He says "He's not just a Grandson he's a Granderson"

For those that don't know the mets have an outfielder with the last Granderson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ajwerth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2016
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How do you properly eat a cheese steak?

Very care-Philly.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Just talked to an old friend the other day

He was saying he was going to visit his parents. I asked why he needed to drive to Boston and Philly and he said β€œTo see MA and PA.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lxlic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My dad might be a living reddit thread. He sent me some new cookware recently.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pheasantsir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What do you call a southern Pennsylvania resident who won’t pay for his local food specialty

A Philly cheapskate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U_Haim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I was playing Trivia Crack, and I (jokingly) asked out loud which state Philadelphia is in.

My dad said "decay."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoherentBusyDucks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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When trying to find out where the tunnels are on a trip?

Me: Where are the tunnels between here and Philly?

Dad: Under the Mountains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frosted_Chode
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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He got me with a new one.

I'm back home for winter break, Dad asks if I want Philly cheese steaks for lunch. "I don't really feel like cheese steaks," to which he responds to by squeezing my leg and saying, "your right".

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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Thought they were called sprinkles!

So my girlfriends dad goes in an ice cream shop and orders a large vanilla cone.

The employee asks if he would like jimmies

"No! I don't want jimmies, I want my own."

My face to my girlfriend http://memeguy.com/photos/images/mrw-i-make-a-dirty-joke-out-of-an-innocent-comment-from-my-dad-and-he-glares-at-me-24139.gif

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PizzaMink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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My brother is a truck driver in the Philadelphia area and I just got him, am I ready to be a dad?

I texted my brother this morning about a story one of my co-workers was telling, Brother: Cool. I'm super busy today. Will be running around philly. Me: You should probably use your truck instead of running. It's been an hour and a half and he still hasn't responded. I'm feeling quite proud of myself for that one!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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Fiancee and I stopped in Philadelphia on a road trip and decided to get some cheesesteaks

Her: It's chilly.

Me: No, it's Philly!

Her: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamAndTunaFish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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When my dad had a minor heart attack...

My brother and I visited him at the Hospital. We talked for awhile about what happened. Apparently, he ate at one of the more popular food stands in our area that specializes in Pork Sandwiches, Philly Cheesesteaks, and other such greasy foods. He looked at us and said "you know, I should go back there and tell them that their food was so good, it gave me a heart attack!"

My father, ladies and gentlemen. Don't let shit get you down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v3n0mat3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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Got dad joked while playing The Last of Us.

After the big fight in the library in Philly.

Ellie: "Phew. Lets lighten the mood. Space rocks taste better than Earth rocks because they are a little meteor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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