My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

rac ym

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I take a vested interest in my friends love life

http://imgur.com/ymB2qOL

Used an image cause it has an image in it.

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My dad dropped this last night...

http://imgur.com/ymWqEMc

It's okay though; there was only a small crack.

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