XI Puns

Because he was afraid of Capitalism!

Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis Should.

It's called Xi Jum'ping.

But you can't criticize XI.

to Hong Kong-based jewelry retailer Chu Tai Fook. Over the last few months as the protests in Hong Kong have become heated Mr. Chu has been on the side of the government which has caught the eye of the international gem dealers, causing him to become a bit of a pariah.

The diamond went up for sale his and the Chinese government wanted to ensure that world's most expensive gem got a fair price. Mr. Chu approached Southerby's who was hesitant to get involved in what could be deemed a political gem sale. Despite his protests none of the world's leading auction houses the answer was always the same, they would not do the auction. This is when president Xi Jiping got involved to ensure that some good news could come out of China.

Last week it was reported that Rick Harrison, from Pawn Stars, had approached Xi Jinping saying that he would hold the diamond but couldn't promise more than $500 USD from the sale of the pendant. This infuriated the Chinese president threatened to take down the reality TV star, but Harrison was adamant telling Mr. Pooh, "If Chu wished to pawn the star, makes no difference who you are"

That's what Xi said.

No, Xi is. Hu was his predecessor

That's what Xi said.

Apparently everyone does only what Xi wants.

GREEK CAPITAL LETTER XI WITH MACRON

It's called the iPhone XI

It was a clear case of "He said, Xi said."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aVna3HohXI

He never sausage a bad joke.