A list of puns related to "Wolverine"
Just a huge jacked man
Hugh probably know him by Jackman
...and says, "Hygiene".
People called him Santa Claws
He had trouble Logan in
They must be claw straw phobic.
High Jackman
Because of his retractable clause
I just needed hubris.
He gets a huge actman
You know, Huge Ax-man.
He was afraid to come out of the claw-set.
It was Hughnanimous.
Another day, another Dawn.
Maybe heβs Bourne with it. Maybe heβs Wolverine.
to be in the next Wolverine movie.
But it makes sense to me considering sheβs already an X-MAN
How does Wolverine sharpen his claws?
X-Files
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
The Amazing Spider-man was directed by a guy named named Webb.
For The Wolverine, they hired a guy named Mangled (Mangold)
And Guardians of the Galaxy was made by guy named Gunn.
So I am expecting them to announce that Kat Dennings will be directing Black Panther any day now.
So last night we were watching the first X-Men. When Wolverine first wakes up in the manor and is trying to escape, the elevator door opens and I say "hey look, he found the X-it.". Groans and eyerollings all around.
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