My son asked what is a wolverine ?

Just a huge jacked man

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The guy who played Wolverine on X -men was awesome

Hugh probably know him by Jackman

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Wolverine walks in on Jean Grey sneezing without covering her mouth..

...and says, "Hygiene".

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Captain America vs Wolverine imgur.com/Uhy8rOJ
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Wolverine delivered tons of gifts on Christmas

People called him Santa Claws

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Why Wolverine couldn't use a computer?

He had trouble Logan in

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My neighbour put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow in his field, and it is terrifying my kids.

They must be claw straw phobic.

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What would you call a stoned or drunk wolverine?

High Jackman

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Why shouldn’t you make a agreement with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause

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I knew I was capable of circumcising wolverine.

I just needed hubris.

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What happens when wolverine joins theater

He gets a huge actman

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The guy from Wolverine Should play Paul Bunnion if a movie abiut him ever comes out.

You know, Huge Ax-man.

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Why did the Wolverine impersonator keep his job a secret?

He was afraid to come out of the claw-set.

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I read a poll in which every single respondent said that Wolverine was their favorite X-Men character.

It was Hughnanimous.

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Every time I wash the dishes at night after dinner, I use a whole bottle of dishwashing liquid.

Another day, another Dawn.

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My friend does the same two impressions in every party. He is either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.

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A lot of people were upset when they heard Kaitlyn Jenner was going...

to be in the next Wolverine movie.

But it makes sense to me considering she’s already an X-MAN

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Super hero dad joke

How does Wolverine sharpen his claws?

X-Files

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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I think I know how Marvel is choosing who gets to direct their movies

The Amazing Spider-man was directed by a guy named named Webb.

For The Wolverine, they hired a guy named Mangled (Mangold)

And Guardians of the Galaxy was made by guy named Gunn.

So I am expecting them to announce that Kat Dennings will be directing Black Panther any day now.

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X-Men

So last night we were watching the first X-Men. When Wolverine first wakes up in the manor and is trying to escape, the elevator door opens and I say "hey look, he found the X-it.". Groans and eyerollings all around.

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Hugh Jackman

So if Hugh Jackman is finished playing wolverine and stops being jacked; is he then a Hughman?

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