What do you call a Michigander who loves trees?

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A man from Michigan is a Michigander

A woman from Michigan is a Michigoose

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Dropped this one on my dad today. I might be adopted everyone...

My Dad "Michigander 13, we have a 3/4 drunk Gatorade bottle and a 1/2 drunk pop bottle on the counter what are we doing with them?"

Me "Well what are they doing getting drunk?!"

My mom laughed, I laughed, my dad just sat there. Not laughing. Is he a true dad?

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